Out of my league.

No, it's not that cheesy Stephen Speaks song.

Have you ever felt like you realized things a little too late? Like, when you wished you made your cliche list of "Things I want in a man",etc.?

Ah. Yes. Sometimes, you just couldn't help but think that. But then it's too late. Either you've already sunken, or there's just no one there to help you get out.
Think of it like when Clive Owen sunk in that "pool of oil" or sumn in Sin City - without Devon Aoki helping him out. Yes,sometimes I think that I AM in deep shit. Which explains why my brain IS full of shit.

And I bet you're already scratching your head.